Today Bath was the finish ov the ‘Tour of Britain’ bike race! So we decided ta go for a drive ta Dyrham Park to stay away from all the hoomans .
She got a photo of all tha blue sky too.
Comin down the drive the view was spektacula, even good enough ta make me feel a bit gooy. I think all tha grass looks a bit fake, it’s so bloomin green. Tha trees were giant. Some were really Ents an I told Her they waz talkin ta me.
Then we saw tha secret entrance ta Middle Earth!!!
She wouldn’t let me dig an held onta me real tight. Not Fair.The Ents thay called ta me.
I told Her if She wasn’t good ta me I wasn’t gonna let Her write my new book on Poo. I got 2 great samples (sorry, She said examples) today, they was just perfect and right there in the open.
I will add ta the list when we get ta go ta the zoo. Somethin ta look forward to for all my fans hey?
Still being fixed up by tha National Trust, we saw lots a old paintins and stuff. M&M liked it all an
d so did She. I got ta sit on some old stone and She got a photo ov Mercury in tha nuddie lol
On tha way out there was 2 stags wiv full antlers. I coulda taken them both but She shoved me back in tha bag! I coulda you know……