So, ready for the very next adventure in my travels? Well too bad cause here it is hahaha.
I wake up an everything is BLACK! No stars, not even just dark. Arrrgh! Horror! I’ve gorn bloomin BLIND!!!! No. wait….. I can hear muffled voices saying somfing about trays and beeping and laptops….an I can hear HER answering! Nooooo!!! She has stuffed me in the case! Like I’m not the important celebrity here – Like it’s not even all about ME – Like all my fans can’t even ask for my autograph and they won’t even know I’m here…………… I think I blacked outa bit there from tha shock.
Serves Her right! I can hear the grumbles about how squashed and tiny the space is! SHE should worry hahaha shortarse that She is. It’s M & M that I feel sorry for (and no Basil, I mean Mark and Malissa not the chockies you nutty Scrub Turkey). Why I hear you ask? (Well I have to ‘hear’ you right? Cause I can’t ‘see’ you as I’m stuffed in the case stil)l. Anyhoo it’s cause they are giants wiv loooong legs.
What’s goin on now? She stuffed me into the ovahead locker!!!! How DARE She! Well the dirts on Her face anyway coz I recon I got more space up here than the rest ov them hahahaha. Plus M & M still don’t feel good an plan on sleepin all the way to Dubai . Me too 🙂